My Love Affair With Ducks...

[Magnolia Ducks]

Ducks don't have enough intelligence to even think about ruling mankind.
Lyme disease is spread by ticks.
Locusts have nothing to do with ducks. Locusts are insects that stick to whatever climate and environment that they live in -- ducks have nothing to do with them.
I do agree that ducks can carry diseases.
Covid was not a duck "invention." Ducks do carry some diseases, but they don't generate new ones.
A pestilence is a deadly epidemic or pandemic -- ducks could theoretically start one, yes, but they don't do it on purpose.
Did I take your post too seriously? Were you joking when you said all that stuff?

yes he was. Ralphie is our class clown and from comments on my last post, sometimes the fashion police.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

yes he was. Ralphie is our class clown and from comments on my last post, sometimes the fashion police.

Oh, okay. It's a bit hard to tell, sometimes. Sorry.

 

[duluthralphie]

Ducks don't have enough intelligence to even think about ruling mankind.
Lyme disease is spread by ticks.
Locusts have nothing to do with ducks. Locusts are insects that stick to whatever climate and environment that they live in -- ducks have nothing to do with them.
I do agree that ducks can carry diseases.
Covid was not a duck "invention." Ducks do carry some diseases, but they don't generate new ones.
A pestilence is a deadly epidemic or pandemic -- ducks could theoretically start one, yes, but they don't do it on purpose.
Did I take your post too seriously? Were you joking when you said all that stuff?

You have to start getting your information from more reliable sources.

Dux only want you to think they are not intelligent. They are much smarter than most people and far more devious. When’s the last time you saw a dux bring a person a treat?

lymes disease is spread by tix, the tix got it when dux developed it then infected tix to infect mankind,

Dux want you to think every nasty thing they do is by accident, it’s not.

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

No worries. It has happened to all of us.

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

Donald Drake (R.I.P.) started to do that with me too. I grabbed him by the bill and held it shut and i gave him the »heavy hand« on his back and pinned him down to the ground for ~½ a minute to dominate him. His attitude towards me changed very quickly as he accepted that i was much stronger than him…

I have tried everything. Pinning him, holding his bill, picking him up. Broom, snow shovel of death. Janitors broom. I am the person that takes his eggs and he mean only to me. Unless I have peas.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Speaking of fake news......

Fakebook is speaking the truth! Always!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

That would never work with a Ralphie Dux. They would wait until you were taking a nap, and attack. They have long memories and love getting revenge on dux patsies.

I never nap in insecure places!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

I thought that the coronavirus came from an animal in an open-air market.
Also, what is a Xicken?

The Xicken-Alliance tried to implement their long developed humon eradication plan!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

I thought that the coronavirus came from an animal in an open-air market.
Also, what is a Xicken?

In most languages the "X" is pronounced like the English "sh" - so the Xickens are the higher evolved offspring of the chickens, attempting to take over the world.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Ducks don't have enough intelligence to even think about ruling mankind.
Lyme disease is spread by ticks.
Locusts have nothing to do with ducks. Locusts are insects that stick to whatever climate and environment that they live in -- ducks have nothing to do with them.
I do agree that ducks can carry diseases.
Covid was not a duck "invention." Ducks do carry some diseases, but they don't generate new ones.
A pestilence is a deadly epidemic or pandemic -- ducks could theoretically start one, yes, but they don't do it on purpose.
Did I take your post too seriously? Were you joking when you said all that stuff?

I fell for this too! - We're all kidding!
@duluthralphie has taken the (dark) side of the Xickens where the dux owners are on the bright side…