My Love Affair With Ducks...

[Flockincrazy]

This is 2 of my little crazy duckies Ducklin and Ducklina they are so funny

 

[Mimi13]

Just remember “Ralphie Dux are inedible” eating one will put you in hot water with the “Ralphie Dux Union” we will picket you. Have peaceful protests and riot if necessary.

Well, Ralphie Dux may be safe from the pot. The mean cockerels, however, are not. I have never eaten duck nor do I know how to prepare it. But I really expect him to be a good one. What does a mean duck do anyway?

 

[Mimi13]

This is 2 of my little crazy duckies Ducklin and Ducklina they are so funny

And they are sooo adorable! I love the ducklings and chicks mingling. So cute.

 

[meat1709]

Impossible! - On FakeBook people tracked down a Chinese Xicken as the source of the virus. It spit into a bottle of beer and started it all. The virus has been named after that beer-brand.

is that the same Chinese xicken that makes your brain start tickin when you grab a drumstick?

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Well, Ralphie Dux may be safe from the pot. The mean cockerels, however, are not. I have never eaten duck nor do I know how to prepare it. But I really expect him to be a good one. What does a mean duck do anyway?

Nibblin' you to death?

 

[Mimi13]

They start mating in the water,

What happens to the poor drake that does not have access to a body of water? Bless his poor corkscrew!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

What happens to the poor drake that does not have access to a body of water? Bless his poor corkscrew!

Well my drakes all gathered their experience either in the pool or in one of the water bowls, but now that they are more experienced they have almost mastered the Quackmasutra with sometimes hilarious results: You know my land has steep hills, so Brownie on top of one of the white ducks, both get to their happy moment and Brownie just rolls off the duck… to the wrong side, downhill… desperate rasping, but that did not stopped him from rolling all the hill down into the mud-puddle… Needless to say that i had to change…

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

is that the same Chinese xicken that makes your brain start tickin when you grab a drumstick?

Nope, but it is the same Xicken that ruined the secret KFC spice mix! - Since the Colonel's death KFC tastes more and more like Pizza Bell… YUCK!!!

 

[Mimi13]

Well my drakes all gathered their experience either in the pool or in one of the water bowls, but now that they are more experienced they have almost mastered the Quackmasutra with sometimes hilarious results: You know my land has steep hills, so Brownie on top of one of the white ducks, both get to their happy moment and Brownie just rolls off the duck… to the wrong side, downhill… desperate rasping, but that did not stopped him from rolling all the hill down into the mud-puddle… Needless to say that i had to change…

My rooster has the same problem. Depending on which way the hen is traveling when he decides to hop on, sometimes lands them both face down in the dirt. I feel so bad for them.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

My rooster has the same problem. Depending on which way the hen is traveling when he decides to hop on, sometimes lands them both face down in the dirt. I feel so bad for them.

I don't! It is just funny to see them failing miserable in that situation. Did you ever read how »Blanca« made »Erpelchen« squeak like a rubber-chicken?
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/2019-spring-ducklings-are-here.1289838/post-21510932