My Love Affair With Ducks...

[shawluvsbirds]

Well, with some of my drakes i would not bee so unhappy if their corkscrew would fall off or be rendered dysfunctional, at least temporarily. - Blanca Duck just quacked her consent!

Well I doubt it would stop them from trying even if it did fall off.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Well I doubt it would stop them from trying even if it did fall off.

You are absolutely correct! - I am afraid…

 

[Mimi13]

Oh the old duck penis falling off topic. My favorite byc subject.
I know there are some supposed "studies" that have circulated saying this.
But I guar-en--tee you my drakes keep theirs year round and use them. I have never walked in the duck run and stumbled upon a dried duck penis.
Maybe they do grow, regenerate to a point after a prolapse and partial removal. But they absolutely do not fall off every year and grow back.

I read some more after I initially posted about the sloughing member and read that sometimes the penis will shrink some during the colder “off” season and then resume its longer, depths of the ocean, length once Spring rolls around.

AAMOF, I have watched the old RalphieDux gettin jiggy wit it several times this past week, on land and at sea! I guess it’s warm enough here all year long for RalphieDux to keep the motion in the ocean going! Yeah, my girls have barely slowed down too!

 

[Mimi13]

I have never walked in the duck run and stumbled upon a dried duck penis.

I really envision a wiggling corkscrew, detached from its host, trying to escape the powerful clutches of a food-curious White Layer!

 

[Cazook]

The idea of drakes shedding their penis is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Imagine the fright from finding that in the run.

 

[Mimi13]

I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I do remember reading a few years back where @casportpony received a special pair of corkscrew-cutting scissors from her DH for Christmas, I believe. She even posted a picture of them. Do I remember correctly, @casportpony?

 

[casportpony]

I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I do remember reading a few years back where @casportpony received a special pair of corkscrew-cutting scissors from her DH for Christmas, I believe. She even posted a picture of them. Do I remember correctly, @casportpony?

Good memory! I wonder where that picture is?

 

[Mimi13]

Good memory! I wonder where that picture is?

So it was a for real thing?

 

[Mimi13]

Good memory! I wonder where that picture is?

Also, it’s terribly disheartening that I remember things that have no bearing whatsoever on my daily life, and then can’t remember that I put some meat out to thaw for dinner and then cooked something else! CRS is REAL people! Like a disease!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Also, it’s terribly disheartening that I remember things that have no bearing whatsoever on my daily life, and then can’t remember that I put some meat out to thaw for dinner and then cooked something else! CRS is REAL people! Like a disease!

What dose the Catholic Relief Services have to to do with your dinner?