My name is Steve and I have a problem...

[MaryJanet]

Steve, I like the way your mind works!

Welcome to BYC! You're going to be right at home.

 

[Wee Farmer Sarah]

Hello Steve and welcome to BYC! The first step in addiction recovery is to admit you have a problem. You've done that and good for you. However, the only problem I see is that you are sharing your dinner with your wee ones. Next, you'll be cooking for them all and for that you'll need a bigger stove to accommodate all those hungry chooks.

 

[drumstick diva]

Welcome to Backyard Chickens Steve hope you will enjoy it as much as we do. Great that your room mate wants to breed dogs. I used to breed Cockers a million years ago and I loved it. Also did grooming & showing and had a Champion at stud (sire of 20 chs.)

 

[Bugmom16]

Welcome to BYC!

 

[MaeIstrom]

OK Sarah you got me. I have been known to do the occasional dish of boiled rice on really cold days and technically I did scramble the 5 eggs that didn't candle but I can assure you the seasoning was kept to an absolute minimum.

 

[Mybackyardpeepers]

Hi Steve and welcome to the BYC flock!!!

 

[BullChick]

I’ve made a big pot of oatmeal with raisins, apples, cinnamon and milk for the flock many times in the winter.
Cut a watermelon, and top with spaghetti hair, tomato eyes, olive nose... make their treats art!

 

[Meg-in-MT]

Hello! Welcome to BYC!!

Great intro! Too funny

Feel free to check out the links below for some interesting reading. Good luck on your adventures!​

 

[Leahs Coop]

Hello Steve, and a warm welcome to Backyard Chickens! It's great to have you here with us. You've definitely mastered chicken math. Good luck with the hatch!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Hi Steve, welcome here! Try switching to ducks, much less addictive, i have maybe four or five…