Need a math whiz (2+2=5...and I can prove it)

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by seismic wonder2, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. seismic wonder2

    seismic wonder2 I got mad ninja skills

    Feb 3, 2007
    san diego ca
    I figure 2+2=5 heres how...

    If
    a=4
    b=5
    c=1

    then
    c=b-a/(b-a)
    then
    c(b-a) = (b-a)^2 (^2 means squared)
    then
    cb-ca=b^2 -2ab=a^2/-a^2
    then
    cb-ca-a^2=b^2-2ab/ab
    then
    ab+cb-ca-a^2=b^2-ab/-cb
    then
    a(b-c-a)=b(b-c-a)
    then
    a=b and a=4 and b=5
    and 2+2=4 and 4=5 then...
    2+2=5 right?

    Where's my tylenol. [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Mar 17, 2009
  2. Kesta

    Kesta Pie Crust Malfunction

    Jul 31, 2008
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    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. pie? [​IMG]
     
  3. lockedhearts

    lockedhearts It's All About Chicken Math

    Apr 29, 2007
    Georgia
    If you are using Chicken Math........


    2 + 2 = 2


    2 Bantams = 1 Large Fowl so if you have 4 Bantams that = 2 Large Fowl


    See 2 + 2 = 2 [​IMG]
     
  4. first time farmer

    first time farmer Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Ugh math! I thought i was done with that after second block today lol
     
  5. seismic wonder2

    seismic wonder2 I got mad ninja skills

    Feb 3, 2007
    san diego ca
    Take this to your math teacher.....for a laugh or two.

    I used to do things like this to my Algebra teacher.....the put me in AP calculus....I don't think I won that one....
     
    Last edited: Mar 17, 2009
  6. lisahaschickens

    lisahaschickens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 25, 2009
    Vancouver, WA
    your second step is incorrect due to parentheses placement. I don't feel like typing it out, but it is. So the whole thing doesn't make sense.
     
  7. seismic wonder2

    seismic wonder2 I got mad ninja skills

    Feb 3, 2007
    san diego ca
    Here's another one...

    I can prove that 2=1


    x=y
    x-y=0
    2x-2y=0
    2x-2y=x-y
    2(x-y) = (x-y)

    2(x-y) = (x-y)/x-y therefore 2=1

    one more...

    a=1
    b=1
    aa=ab
    a^2 = ab
    a^2-b^2=ab-b^2
    (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
    a+b=b
    that means 2=1
    [​IMG]

    My teachers HATED ME!
     
  8. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 20, 2008
    My head hurts...
     
  9. mistylady

    mistylady Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Brain .... quivering ... lost ..... run!!!!! Hiding ...... I see smart people posting ............. [​IMG]
     
  10. conny63malies

    conny63malies Overrun With Chickens

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    [​IMG] My ADHD brain hurts. Math bad. Give me a piece of wood&hammer or fabric instead.
     

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