Oh My gosh! I've been following this thread and am SO pleased with how you handled it. And can I just say as someone who DREAMS of living in the country - I would KILL for the chance at a "neighborhood" like that. I've been looking at property locally - and because of this story - if I do get serious about some land - I absolutely will be looking at the yards of the neighbors to get a feel whether they are glorified city-slickers - or actually enjoy the rural land for what it is intended to be. I want land for my kids to explore, to have a decent garden, to have chickens and sheep and maybe a horse or 2. I want to learn to work it, and enjoy every ounce of sweat equity that comes in working with nature.I could just imagine the frustration in your situation. A dear friend of mine bought a cabin on 15 acres in the mountains.. and we were sitting on her porch talking and laughing one day - it was 2 in the afternoon.Just she and I - no music, no alcohol - just talking and playing Gin... and her neighbor next door stood at the fence line and screamed horrible things about how he had moved to the mountains for peace and quiet. Then he started whistling LOUDLY - so we started whistling the exact same tune LOUDLY back at him. Turns out - he's the mountain drunk - and gets ****** OFF at everything. Pretty much all the neighbors hate him. AND - my friend's uncle is the LOCAL SHERIFF. HAHAHHA.. yeah.. he had a lovely visit from the Sheriff and boy - he pretty much has kept quiet every since. THough when we do up there - he will start screaming in his house loudly - but oh well. Can't win them all.. and honestly - it's pretty dang funny to torment him when we can. So mature, I know..