Neighbor's chickens over here. Mad as Heck!

how about catching them all, hide them in your garage/shed whatever, the ask if your neighbor would like to come over for some grilled chicken (tell him it's freshly caught!) after he realizes his chickens are missing, tell them you didn't realize they were his and found them wandering around your yard. give him his chickens back and hope he gets the message.
 
how about catching them all, hide them in your garage/shed whatever, the ask if your neighbor would like to come over for some grilled chicken (tell him it's freshly caught!) after he realizes his chickens are missing, tell them you didn't realize they were his and found them wandering around your yard. give him his chickens back and hope he gets the message.

I already told them if they let them out I'll put them on the grill! They've let them out 2 more times since then!
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ChicknGurl, do the airsoft guns over 80-100 feet?​
 
well im sure you could turn the thugs into beautiful birds, besides more eggs!

NOOOOOOOOO!!! These birds are butt ugly and mean too! (and stupid)
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I had a similar problem. Was very worried about parasites and the neighbor's chickens were HUGE and were jumping into my banty pens and eating all their food. They were coming all the way into my barns scooting right under my sliding doors. It got to be everytime I went out there for egg collecting those chickens were in my pens. When the big rooster went after my daughter (taller than she is) that was the last straw and they started disappearing. I put them down humanely. It's bad enough when their dog gets off it's run and heads immediately over here, I was done feeding their chickens too. Not to mention they would poop all over my hay for my goats. No way was I putting up with THAT either.
 
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Tell me more!!! Where would I get one, and what does it shoot?

I was thinking of a super soaker but only squirt 40 ft.

they shoot plastic bebe's u buy at walmart or atwoods not too expensive and they last awhile i would just be worried the chickens might try to eat them.
 

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