Heres one:
Last night I dreamed of chickens,
there were chickens everywhere,
they were standing on my stomach,
they were nesting in my hair,
they were pecking at my pillow,
they were hopping on my head,
they were ruffling up their feathers
as they raced about my bed.
They were on the chairs and tables,
they were on the chandeliers,
they were roosting in the corners,
they were clucking in my ears,
there were chickens, chickens, chickens
for as far as I could see...
when I woke today, I noticed
there were eggs on top of me.
Yeah no kidding! I just woke up from a dream about chickens. (I'm sick not lazy, lol.) And I went outside to see who wouldn't shut up. There was an egg in the nest so big the carton won't close... it might be a triple yolker. And it's the same color as my faverolles eggs, and they lay medium size. Poor girl!
Love that one! A motto to live by these days for sure!
Cute. If I'd had my way as a kid this is how my room would have been. I was always trying to sneak chickens into my room. Unlike Missy's Mom, however, I always got caught. My Mom could smell chicken poo a mile away.![]()
