Neverending Limerick

[CheleB]

But it was time now to close the bar
The bear went outside to get in his car

 

[brierose3]

He got into his expensive stretch hummer
But it wouldn't start which was a real bummer

 

[CheleB]

But along came the cops to arrest the drunk
Oh boy he hoped they didn't look in the trunk

 

[brierose3]

What was in that trunk he didnt want to share
The cops took a look and said "we have an addict bear!"

 

[CheleB]

Well the bear took off down the street
Running fast - really moving his feet

 

[brierose3]

He ran real fast and dived into a lake
But poor mr. Bear didn't see the snake

 

[CheleB]

An Ansconda!! Huge!! The real deal
Poor Mr Bear was to be his next meal

 

[brierose3]

The snake gobbled him up with one bite
It was no use, the bear could not fight

 

[CheleB]

Mr bear is gone. It's over for him
At his memorial was supermodel 'Kim'

 

[brierose3]

Kim makes a living because she is really tall
though she cant wear high heels or else she will fall