Neverending Limerick

[brierose3]

He threatened the owls with an old pitch fork,
Got a box and shipped them to New York

 

[CheleB]

The loved the food and being New Yorkers
Ate far too much and became total porkers

 

[brierose3]

they were far too heavy to use their wings
so they went to the gym to be fit by spring

 

[CheleB]

Every day they were pumping iron
And very soon they were again a flyin'

 

[brierose3]

They flew to Iceland
to join a jazz band

 

[CheleB]

While they were there they made friends with a bear
Who danced and sang and balanced on a chair

 

[anirishfarmer]

the chair fell and smashed to the ground

the cost of a new one was nearly a pound

 

[brierose3]

The bear fell and hit his head
Everyone thought that he was dead

 

[CheleB]

But up he sprang mighty quick
I'm fine, I'm fine, I was part of my trick.

 

[anirishfarmer]

a trick he played

he looked around and all were dismayed