Feb 17, 2012 #11 OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer 8 Years Aug 25, 2011 29,230 20 376 They cooked him and ate him for dinner that night.
Feb 17, 2012 Thread starter #12 Marty1876 Hi Everyone! 7 Years Feb 5, 2012 17,823 179 326 Port Townsend, Washington Upon waking, Dan was immensley relieved to discover he'd fallin asleep wwhile cathing up on theards at BYC: "whew" he said, didn't want to be done quite that early!
Upon waking, Dan was immensley relieved to discover he'd fallin asleep wwhile cathing up on theards at BYC: "whew" he said, didn't want to be done quite that early!
Feb 17, 2012 #13 HCFarms96 Songster 8 Years Aug 19, 2011 1,549 2 131 He continued surfing the internet until he found an elephant for sale, and thought Hmmmm....where could I keep that?
He continued surfing the internet until he found an elephant for sale, and thought Hmmmm....where could I keep that?
Feb 17, 2012 #14 OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer 8 Years Aug 25, 2011 29,230 20 376 With magic he made a 100 acre pasture poof out of nowhere.
Feb 17, 2012 Thread starter #15 Marty1876 Hi Everyone! 7 Years Feb 5, 2012 17,823 179 326 Port Townsend, Washington Then, being the wise man that he was, he filled it with geese, because he didn't want grasshoppers eating all the grass for his future elephant.
Then, being the wise man that he was, he filled it with geese, because he didn't want grasshoppers eating all the grass for his future elephant.
Feb 17, 2012 #16 Scooter&Suzie Songster 9 Years Jun 23, 2011 2,512 58 241 Pennsylvania When he went out to feed the geese they all started chasing him and honking at him.
Feb 17, 2012 Thread starter #17 Marty1876 Hi Everyone! 7 Years Feb 5, 2012 17,823 179 326 Port Townsend, Washington Turns out, not only do geese eat bugs, but they are pretty good watch geese, and not overly friendly to strangers, including him.
Turns out, not only do geese eat bugs, but they are pretty good watch geese, and not overly friendly to strangers, including him.
Feb 18, 2012 #18 K-12 Chickens Songster 9 Years Oct 6, 2010 2,177 28 194 Michigan Then, the man's border collie leaped gracefully over the fence and herded the geese away, saving his master.
Then, the man's border collie leaped gracefully over the fence and herded the geese away, saving his master.
Feb 18, 2012 #19 Scooter&Suzie Songster 9 Years Jun 23, 2011 2,512 58 241 Pennsylvania He then went back inside to rest. (After giving his dog a bone, of course)
Feb 18, 2012 Thread starter #20 Marty1876 Hi Everyone! 7 Years Feb 5, 2012 17,823 179 326 Port Townsend, Washington "Well, I guess I'd better be getting on with the work: Them chores ain't gonna do themselves" Dan said.
"Well, I guess I'd better be getting on with the work: Them chores ain't gonna do themselves" Dan said.