I spent my vacation at an expensive place paid for partially by my medical insurance (3 brief hosp stays actually). The service was great, meals in bed and they even bring you a bed pan!! Now I'm confined indoors while my yard and garden goes to pot and my hubby grudgingly takes care of the chickens. After reading your post I suddenly am not so depressed!!!!
Seriously, I hate you had a bad experience but you were sweet to see the humor in it all and share it with us.