Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by klf73, Nov 18, 2008.

  1. klf73

    klf73 Mad Scientist

    Jun 1, 2008
    Got this from my mother and wanted to share [​IMG]


    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

    * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

    * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
  2. birdnutz

    birdnutz Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 6, 2007
    So True!![​IMG]
    Maybe men should print this and keep it as a referance guide. Can you imagine, Hold on a minute I need to get my translater sheet out.
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2008
  3. Guitartists

    Guitartists Resistance is futile

    Mar 21, 2008
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Printing for the fridge!!!
  4. Hobbley_Farm

    Hobbley_Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 9, 2008
    Pilot Mountain, NC
    the loud sigh got me. that is such a bad habit of mine! Although I must say it's used more for my teens than my husband [​IMG]
  5. HennysMom

    HennysMom Keeper of the Tiara

    Ohh LOL

    I say 1, 3, 6 and 9 are my most used....and said either very quietly with a little snarkiness (hmm...I think thats a word [​IMG]) or... verrrryyyyyy drawn out and to the point.

    Either way - hubby gets it when I say it.

    Dontcha love it when they go "Uhm...what do you mean by "fine?" [​IMG]
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2008
  6. AllChookUp

    AllChookUp Will Shut Up for Chocolate

    May 7, 2008
    Frozen Lake, MN
    I learned to understand what each and every one of these mean, but through significant trial and error.

    I've learned to be observant.
  7. Leah-yes I know I'm crazy

    Leah-yes I know I'm crazy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 24, 2008
    Skidway Lake, MI
    Quote:loud sigh is best with teens because they don't really seem to listen to words you say any how.
  8. Guitartists

    Guitartists Resistance is futile

    Mar 21, 2008
    I get accused of 'thinking' too loudly [​IMG] And if I do the loud sigh thing... well, he knows what it means and calls me on it [​IMG]
  9. sdshoars

    sdshoars Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 12, 2008
    i think i use 9 the most. i dont know if he forgets on purpose, or he really is that absent, but that usually turns into a 6.
  10. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

    May 14, 2008
    North Phoenix
    My Coop
    I've learned that I can always have the last words in any argument.

    I just say, "Yes dear"

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