Nine words women use!

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  1. spook

    spook Chillin' With My Peeps

    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying TO HECK WITH YOU!
    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
    * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
     
  2. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    A dictionary for poor hapless men to live by. (or at least stay alive)
     
  3. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
    If this info is out there and in writing...

    then why is it that some of you still don't get it?????????!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. Nemo

    Nemo Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:Because this is only a dictionary. It doesn't have the Rules, especially the one that says "A woman may change the rules at any time without prior notice."
     
  5. Teach97

    Teach97 Bantam Addict

    Nov 12, 2008
    Hooker, OK
    Quote:Because this is only a dictionary. It doesn't have the Rules, especially the one that says "A woman may change the rules at any time without prior notice."

    AMEN!!! You want to know why we watch sports...we know the rules and they don't change...thus why we get so fired u about rule changes when they happen
     
  6. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
    Quote:Because this is only a dictionary. It doesn't have the Rules, especially the one that says "A woman may change the rules at any time without prior notice."

    Oooooooo! Those are fighting words!!! Just kidding, you are right, that is a unwritten rule!! [​IMG]

    (Although I have met a man or 2 in my life that tended to change the rules to suit them! )
     
  7. joerogrz

    joerogrz Chillin' With My Peeps

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    And people wonder why I'm single.... [​IMG]
     
  8. Promiselandfarm

    Promiselandfarm Chillin' With My Peeps

    I needed a laugh ...Thanks
     
  9. Ugly Cowboy

    Ugly Cowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Corn, OK
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  10. ams3651

    ams3651 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 23, 2008
    NE PA
    Quote:Because this is only a dictionary. It doesn't have the Rules, especially the one that says "A woman may change the rules at any time without prior notice."

    AMEN!!! You want to know why we watch sports...we know the rules and they don't change...thus why we get so fired u about rule changes when they happen

    fine





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