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Paraphrasing Arlo Guthrie, "Walk in, sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walk out. They'll think you're crazy and they won't want to mess with you."
For those who don't recognize the reference:
Paraphrasing Arlo Guthrie, "Walk in, sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walk out. They'll think you're crazy and they won't want to mess with you."
For those who don't recognize the reference: