Non sequitur haikus

[MROO]

I have a mixed bag
Lineup in my heritage.
But, so far, so good!

Look at it this way:
The oldest I've ever been
Is right now, today!

I can't act my age.
Never been this old before,
so I don't know how!

 

[MROO]

Banana bread was...
Delicious and I don't care
If I gained a pound!

If no one saw you
and you cleaned up all the crumbs,
calories don't count!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I've always believed
Calories dissolve in air.
Cut cake very thin!

 

[MROO]

I've always believed
Calories dissolve in air.
Cut cake very thin!

"I'll have a sliver,"
Aunt Fran always says, then she
"slivers" half a cake!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

A woman after
My own heart, is your Aunt Fran!
And now you know why!

 

[sourland]

I can't act my age.
Never been this old before,
so I don't know how!

My Mom always said
"Getting old is not a sin,
but acting old is."