Hi again all of you!
Somehow I knew you'd all be here when I returned...lol !!!
I'm sure you all know that old saying...'when life throws you lemons...make lemonade'. Well, do you ever jump out of bed in the morning and say to yourself, "Self, since life
has been kind enough to keep dumping these here mountains of lemons on me...I think I'll just go ahead and make me some lemonade !!! Can any of you see yourself
doing that ???.........................................................................Yeah,...me neither...lol !!! But what I can see myself doing is taking all those lemons, squeezing the piss out of
them, pouring the juice into a rocket launcher and then just sitting back and waiting! Because when 'Life' comes around again to deliver me some more lemons (and you
know he will), I'll be ready for him this time and I'll be aiming straight at him, an eye for an eye...lol !!!
Well I guess you just had to be there. In my mind, that is. Because that lemon-in-the-eye scenario I just wrote about, was a whole lot funnier when it was just an undeveloped
stream of consciousness rolling around in my brain !!! Can't win them all, I guess!
So I've got Miss Pear-Pear all packed and ready to go on her trip this Monday afternoon! But until then, if anybody who doesn't know me (and maybe even some who do),
opened up the spare fridge in the garage, they'd be calling me in a long overdue reservation for the next available rubber room at the local Funny Farm (straight jackets optional,
of course) because somewhere in between the bottles of assorted antibiotics, the numerous nondescript brown bags containing 'the next big thing' in home remedies
and the copious numbers of Romaine lettuce heads, there sits on a shelf all alone, a perfectly packaged, with the up most of respect, a little white box with a one way address.
I don't ever recall Pear-Pear distinctly saying that she wanted to go Tulare someday, but I know she always wanted to go to medical school, and since the lab there is affiliated
with UC Davis...well, anyway, you get my point, right? I don't think she'd be upset that I'm sending her there, it could be worse (couldn't it?) !!! LOL !!!
We've all said our Goodbyes...
Not one person dry eyed.
It's so hard to lose you, I called you a friend...
But please Pear-Pear please...
please know in the end...
when we do meet again...
our hearts...they will mend...
Good Night Pear-Pear !!!
-kim-
P.S. You haven't even left yet and I already miss you !!! RIP always my little feathered friend.