"Note To Self"

[Carols Clucks]

Note to self: wear boots when working at moms where you suspect rats.

Note to self: bring weapon while cleaning "ratty" parts of garage.

Note to self: screaming like a girl cause a rat is trying to head up your pant leg blows your "rat terminator" image

Note to self: go to the bathroom prior to working in moms garage, you just don't know what you will find.

 

[spiritdance]

note to self: Do NOT let the silkie who ALWAYS gets out of her diaper perch on the back of the recliner
note to self: CHECK the back of said recliner BEFORE sitting down
note to self: It takes an awful lot of Herbal Essence to get the smell of chicken poo out of your hair

 

[PineappleMama]

Note To Self: Buy more Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey because that stuff is delish... and you only got the teensy tiny little bottle because you're a great big pansy obsessed with cutsie little bottles even if they do blow your tom boy rep... especially after you find your feet sticking to the floor because DD spilled sweet tea and thought just wiping up the spill would do the trick... *squelch*

 

[bunnibird55]

NTS - do not just "peek in" on the hatching eggs for sale when an incubator is empty.....do not have your PayPal loaded and ready to go!
NTS - do not feel sorry for the cockatiel eggs that the mama laid on the floor when your bator has a couple empty spots.....they will hatch then you have to feed day one tiels by hand - every hour for the first several days!
NTS - do not tell the local extension agent that if he has any fertile guinea eggs you will be happy to hatch a few for him if you can have half - you might wind up with 40 guineas!
NTS - do not go to the farm store on your lunch hour with your work clothes on - chicken food shows up on black sweaters......
NTS - do not start looking at BYC at 10 p.m. - you need to get to bed so you can get up early enough to do chores and get a shower to go to work to make enough money to feed all your chickies and duckies!

 

[chickenlover54]

Note to self: Always bring your rifle down stairs after cleaning it, its like the predators know when your not prepared

Note to self: Don't leave a frying pan you made steak in to clean the next day

 

[love-my-wolves]

NTS: Do not put your contacts in 2 glasses on the cruise ship when you "think" you left your case at home. Even tho the contact solution was put right in front of them, the stewart took them and left clean glasses minus the contacts

 

[Gardengirl 2011]

Note to self: check the expiration date of those slam on the counter biscuits that's been in the fridge for a month before slamming it on the counter.

Note to self: when spraying 2 spiders fighting in the garage over the garage door, remember, what dies...............falls.

 

[geepy]

self: quit staring at the brooder like it's chicken T.V. and your waiting for the next episode.

 

[Godsgrl]

Quote:

Oh no! I'm so sorry, that had to be a disaster.

 

[PineappleMama]

Quote:
I see your brooder and raise you a bread machine... DD and I are both guilty of this one.