LOL, no I get that. But I mean I can drive more than 5 miles down the road from my house and still be in the sticks. I guess I would take the water/drowning approach if my shovel didn't do the trick. Lol
I honestly think most people don't know the law regarding dropping the critter off somewhere and if you did it at night who would know? Perhaps you could dump it into a burlap bag and then do it in.