I can sympathize with the hands through the straw, I've been doing that with a huge quantity od shredded newspaper that was packing for a glass shipment. I ordered large pieces of glass and small "jewels" that are roughly an inch in diameter. I can't find them. They would be bagged, hopefully in a colorful color...So I went through a lot of newspaper a scant handful at a time, putting it into feed bags and then doing it again to put it into the compost...that stuff really puffs up, and now I'll have to clean up the coop to balance the compost before I can finish looking. Really unhappy with that shipment.