Well now see here's the story on being scared of the dark.
A mother needed her broom one night, from the back porch and told her son to get it.
He replied, " but mommy it 's dark out there".
She said , "Just get me the broom."
He replied, "but mommy it's dark out there and I'm afraid".
She said, "You don't have to be afraid, God's out there."
So he opens the door and sticks his head out and says, "God please hand me the broom". 
I don't have pics but I've taken colored and white Christmas lights and strung them all around my garden and in the chicken runs. I also have a spot light on the back of the house.
We live across from the ESM stadium and when there is anything going on there the lights , light up the whole back yard all the way to the woods.
As for eggs?
I just go out carrying the ax and singing, "Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, hen's gotta lay or she's gonna die. Can't help lovin those hen's of mine". ( From the move Showboat)
