My mom had one pipe to her main bathroom freeze last week; luckily, no burst pipe(s). We finally got it defrosted, so to speak. Cringe every time the mercury flirts with 0. It's uncivilized, I tell you!!
Just HATE it...
I agree the single digits and below are rough -- throw in that brutal stretch of wind and it's beyond rough. My girls just chose to stay in one or two days, even though their pullet-shut door was open. The coop is plenty roomy for just 4 birds, and I had just changed bedding before the deep freeze, so they were pretty content. So far, no frost bite. I think because I have a few less birds this winter, the air stays dryer inside the coop.
You made me laugh with your one liners, Rancher. I could almost hear the ba-da-dum of the drum. On a more serious note, I do hope your Marans tummy issues clear. My Marans had that problem earlier in the season and then took ill. (She is better now, as you may recall.) I did soak her in a warm bath (bum end only) and then blow dried her and gave her a night inside. That seemed to help. To be honest, I haven't used Mothers in a while, and maybe that would be a good idea. Or feed yogurt? Not sure mine would eat it; they've never had it. That would help to balance the flora count in your hens, perhaps?
TOB