odd out lawed pets! anyone own an aardwolve?

[dntd]

Or city is crazy just book at our cities animal by law didn`t mention chickens , phasianidae lets see your banned animals, a dolphin is what I was going to ask for for my birthday

All Arachnida (such as tarantulas)
All Monotremata (such as platypuses and echidnas)
All Marsupialia (such as kangaroos and opossums)
All non-human Primates (such as gorillas and monkeys)
All Felidae, except the domestic cat
All Canidae, except the domestic dog
All Mustelidae (such as skunks, weasels, otters, and badgers)
except the domestic ferret All Ursidae (bears) All Hyaenidae (such as hyaenas and aardwolves) All Edentata (such as anteaters, sloths and armadillos) All Artiodactyla (such as goats, sheep, pigs and cattle)
except pot bellied pigs All Perissodactyla (such as the domestic horse, mule and ass) All ProbosCidea (elephants) All Chiroptera (bats) All Otariidae (such as seal ions and fur seals) All Odobenidae (walrus) All Phocidae (earless seals) All Sirenia (such as manattees and dugongs) All Mysticeti (such as white whales and grey whales) All Odontoceti (such as dolphins, sperm whales and belugas) All Sphenisciformes (penguins) All Struthioniformes (ostriches) All Rheiformes (rheas) All Casuariiformes (cassowaries and emus) All Apterygiformes (kiwis) All Gaviiformes (loons) All Anseriformes (such as ducks, geese and swans)

 

[Cara]

I think we have a few non-human primates around here

 

[Imp]

I'm safe. I bought the Stealth Beluga Whale pond.

Imps- are non-human primates? Maybe I can't keep myself.

 

[SilverPhoenix]

Awww, you caught me! Good thing I only have twelve walruses to hide in the closet.

 

[dntd]

Oh your so lucky, a dozen walrus! but I truely wanted muscovy they NOT real ducks right? though contraband elephants would be neat!

 

[Harrietsmum]

All Apterygiformes (kiwis) Hmm.... guess I wont be able to come and stay with you on my next trip to the US!

 

[Cara]

I want a ticket for an illegal ass.

 

[dntd]

well atleast they didn't ban falcontry which might be my next adventure in animal keeping "what's that on your shoulder" "oh him, he's my trained attack hawk just don't look at him in the eyes he lives to eat you know"

 

[rittert3]

Non-human primates, does that indicate that you can keep a human as a pet? So what it's not cosidered slavery if you hold a person captive for affection rather than labor? These laws are just weird and seem slap dash to say the least.

ETA: hope everyone can sense my joking/sarcasm.

 

[ravencreek]

And you don't have to look too hard to find Gaviiformes (loons) around here. Hahah.