odd out lawed pets! anyone own an aardwolve?

[Sunny the Hippie Chick]

Ok this thread is funny.. It made me laugh....

 

[dntd]

I found out i can have free ranging chickend but no chicken coop, I love mine but when I get the big ones how will I house them

 

[slightlyscrambled]

'no Sir Thats Not A Chicken Coop, Its A Garage That Has Been Taken Over By The Chickens, Look We Had To Build A Different Garage To Put The Car In!"

 

[Campine Lover]

Hahahahahahha

 

[heritagebirds]

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[heritagebirds]

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I think it is considered marriage.

LOLOL

 

[Campine Lover]

In Alaska, it's illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. So you can push dead moose out? lol.....
Dangit! it's illegal to own hedgehogs and ferrets in CA..... oh, so that's why we have a feral ferret problem....
A nutso lady once asked me what type of bird my Polish was. Joking, I said an European Crested Gallus Gallus (Gallus Gallus being a latin name for chicken) she freaked, said that they were illegal and called the police. That was a hard one to explain. I got a good laugh from that one.
There is no such thing as a European Crested Gallus Gallus, is there? told u she was nutso..

 

[vickycaglar]

some of these laws are so silly, i had to have a look at some from my country (london uk) theses are a few i found .

Any whale washed up on the shore is the property of the Queen, so she can use its bones for her corset.

All wild deer, swans and bears are also the property of the royal family.

One may not drive a cow while drunk.
The Licensing Act of 1872 explains that operating a horse, cow or steam engine while intoxicated carries a prison sentence or a fine.
Your pet should behave as well.

It is an executable offense to allow your pet to mate with a pet of the royal house without permission

lol

 

[Ariel301]

In Colorado, if you choose to use a horse as your vehicle when attending a public school, the school legally has to provide it with food, water, and shelter while you are attending class. We found that while searching for obscure funny laws in high school, and made it a tradition for all those who had them to ride their horses to school the last week of the school year. The school had to build a shed and corral, and buy hay.

Oh, and it is illegal to ride or drive a horse while drunk on a public street in America. I read a news article a while back about some guy in Texas who got arrested on his way home from the bar, riding a horse. He figured since it was illegal to drive drunk, he would ride his horse to the bar and then home. Didn't work out for him.

Oh yes, and it is also illegal in Texas to put graffiti on someone else's cow. I guess it is ok to paint your own though. I once saw a mule whose owner had painted on it in orange spray paint during hunting season, "Not a Deer".

 

[springchick91]

i was reading some and i thought they sounded stupid tell i looked some up from were i coem from and there redickuless
One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.

In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all

It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.

Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.