Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

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imagining 48 hours of hatching a kid

84 hours of labor. which is why i don't tell pregnant women labor stories.

I hear from SO many people about long, agonizing labor.... thank god my doc was into induction. And epidurals.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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That would be cool! Would you join?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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An induced coma for 18 years would be good too.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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84 hours of labor. which is why i don't tell pregnant women labor stories.

I hear from SO many people about long, agonizing labor.... thank god my doc was into induction. And epidurals.

I never share my stories because my labor is boring as all get out. Then people get their silly hopes up.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Besides the part about agonizing pain?

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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An induced coma for 18 years would be good too.

Naw, if you get them raised up decent, after about 3 years, they are pretty fun to be around. Once they get verbal and out of the NO stage. It's just the first 3 years, you have to start training them to be decent and ugh, apparently that's not cool anymore. Pardon me, I'm going to go beat my kids again to remind them to not be brats.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Besides the part about agonizing pain?

Do water birth, it's not that bad. I've had worse.

 

[LarryPQ]

I did mine without drugs. But they shot out like cannons, so I can't say I am all hard-core.

 

[LarryPQ]

Cannon balls. Cannon balls.

 

[call ducks]

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That would be cool! Would you join?

Yah i want to right now

some stasions have it. others don't. I go out and help dad with things out there.