Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[debilorrah]

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I just want a pair that fit from top to bottom. I find a pair that fit my buddah belly and the legs are huge. I find a pair that fit my legs and I can't get em snapped. I have tops that cover muffin top.....

Get the ones that fit your widest spot and have them tailored? That's what the stars do, supposedly.

Of course that is what I should do. Lemme go cash in some of my gold bars, two or three should do it, right?

Actually you can order some online for around $85 that they custom make. You take your measurements in 13 spots and they make them for you.

 

[saddina]

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Get the ones that fit your widest spot and have them tailored? That's what the stars do, supposedly.

Of course that is what I should do. Lemme go cash in some of my gold bars, two or three should do it, right?

Actually you can order some online for around $85 that they custom make. You take your measurements in 13 spots and they make them for you.

I have to do this on blouses, i'm a 3xl bust, and a med waist. So i buy maternity shirts (fits the bust better) and have the bottom half of the shirts darted to slim down. Same with skirts if it fits my hips, the waist needs to come in 2 sizes.

 

[mclevinson]

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At which point they are finally fashionable!

 

[NellaBean]

The news was released on my birthday and the new kid is due on my mom's birthday!

 

[jbowyer01]

Nella she is too adorable! Congrats on the new little person to be.

 

[maple]

oh goodie beans... more hands to help dress up your pets.

 

[maple]

Don't you all talk at once.

 

[debilorrah]

Hi. I have nothing. Just stress. Decided not to share a repeated story.

 

[maple]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=559530


Hey! I have stress...but it reminded me of your fb post about knowing someone who should be killed but you don't wanna be in jail.


...cute neighbor distractions help...at least for me they do.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

My smacktop is dead, dead, dead. I am on the phone now only. This bites. I may bite a nurse to make up for this. Now I will wade through your yapping for the day.