Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

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...at the fair till 11pm...enjoyin a shiskabob, corn on the cob, and a pina colada snow cone....watchin someone puke on the tilt a whirl. That's appatizing.

Then I went and told each rooster that they were sexy so they'd shake their wattles at me, preen, and crow when I walked away. big flirts.

my bottles missed me.

 

[MSDeb]

So, flirting with the roosters huh? Trying to make the cutie patootie neighbor jealous?

 

[call ducks]

Happy Anneyvisery Southern Belle!

 

[ibpboo]

I'm making black bean burgers

 

[maple]

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I'm tired but let me think on it....right now all that's coming to my mind is my family reunions with all the cousins...at grandma's and I'll never forget when my older cuz yelled through the porch window into the kitchen, "You can cook the eggs all the way through this time Grandma." Gosh I loved those days.

 

[maple]

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He already knows I talk like that with my own rooster. He was over one time in my coop and my roo crowed and I said, "oooh, who's a sexy boy?"

 

[Boyd]

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woot!!! What recipe u use?

 

[LarryPQ]

Well, BamBam just had his first groin injury. He needed 10+ minutes of mommy hugs. After the crying stopped, Daddy asked him if he hurt his weiner. "No," BamBam replied, "I hurt my balls!"

*sniff*

They grow up so fast.

 

[maple]

Reminds me of when my nephew, Brady, who's now 6 but when he was 5 he was known for tellin people, "You're drivin my nuts."

 

[LarryPQ]

I have a pirate joke for that.

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