Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Nope, allergic to it.

Just checking. It makes me run an otherwise inexplicable fever.

Makes me puke my guts out for 3 days. That was NOT fun.

Nope, they know why I'm spiking a temp, because I ALWAYS do with any infection, this is a piddly, minor infection, it's not MRSA, it's clearing up. One would THINK they'd want to save money, so they'd release me, but nooooooooooooo

I've recovered at home with no sane and reasonable adult around from worse infected cuts. I'm just saying.

 

[maple]

Speaking of stinky....I went to the old house and I don't smell stinky...at least I didn't until I called my mom's dog from the side yard to come and when she came and jumped in the car... ew...she rolled in something. Why do they have to do that?

You realize Imma shave her now. yup, granny got me the shaver and now i'm gonna half assp read the directions and shave her....she needs it anyway with all her clumps.

 

[maple]

Looks like I'm gonna wing it...i'm not watchin the video that came with it...and all the directions tell me is how to replace the blade and not to use near water or invalids...not that I have any invalids.

 

[Orchid]

The blades will last longer if you start with a washed dog, I can tell you that much.

 

[maple]

all i smell is stink...not seeing any poop or anything...and do you mean washed and then DRY? right...I have to dry her too?


this sucks

 

[maple]

and she's like one massive clump of hair ball, and i mean knotted hair ball...i just wanna shave it all off

 

[LarryPQ]

My child needs to tak a nap NOW.

 

[sparkles2307]

I'm making caramel rolls tonight for the case staffing tomorrow.

This better go well, I don't have a "take 2" in me.

 

[maple]

case? as in the lawnmower?

 

[Orchid]

Well, maple, how goes the doggy makeover? We'd really like before and after pics of both the dog AND you.