Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

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I would actually touch a fruitcake. I am not a fan of touching poo if there is any way I can help it, dried or no.

Dude. It is just grass.

Cow poop isnt gross unless it gets in ur mouth. Its almost the same coming out as going in it passes thru so fast. Chicken poop is GROSS.

 

[LarryPQ]

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Like a jumping cholla skeleton?

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wait, I am confused. I thought we were talking about pirates?

 

[Orchid]

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I would actually touch a fruitcake. I am not a fan of touching poo if there is any way I can help it, dried or no.

Dude. It is just grass.

Masticated, digested, stinky, slimy, yucky grass. I don't stick my hands in swamps, either.

Okay, my secret is out. I have a poo phobia.


Aaaaand now I know what sparkles is getting for Christmas from the OW crew. Shoe size, dear?

 

[scbatz33]

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I would actually touch a fruitcake. I am not a fan of touching poo if there is any way I can help it, dried or no.

Dude. It is just grass.

dried fermented regurgitated and fermented some more grass

 

[sparkles2307]

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Like a jumping cholla skeleton?

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wait, I am confused. I thought we were talking about pirates?

We were talking about there not being any wood there because its a desert.... nerd.

 

[LarryPQ]

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Cow poop isnt gross unless it gets in ur mouth. Its almost the same coming out as going in it passes thru so fast. Chicken poop is GROSS.

Thanks for the support.

I grew up in Dairy Land, and cow pies: not gross. Methane haze over the orchards: little grosser. Chicken poo: Nasty.

 

[scbatz33]

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Like a jumping cholla skeleton?

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wait, I am confused. I thought we were talking about pirates?

We were talking about there not being any wood there because its a desert.... nerd.

and pirate hang out where there is water....oddly though they never bathe? isn't that ironic?

 

[Momagain1]

GROSS: Living near a rendering plant...

HURL!!!!

even more eerie: listening to them dump animals late at night into the bins...thump, thump thump....ugh...

 

[sparkles2307]

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LOL no! I don't have them on purpose so DH can't make me slog around in cow slop for hours helping him load stubborn cows into a teeny trailer.

Also because it just keeps me from having to do anything dirty.

Except gardening, I do that in my bare feet and like it. I prolly wouldn't mind bare feet in the cow pen either if it hadnt been cold the other day...

 

[Orchid]

All poo is nasty. It may go by degrees, but it all hits the nastiness register as far as I'm concerned!