Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[dacjohns]

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Of course! Recliner bucket seats and a potty in the back for those with 2 oz bladders and 8 oz margaritas!!

http://www.amazon.com/Urine-Bottle-Camping-Travel-Pisser/dp/B000O99UU8

 

[Orchid]

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That's weird.

 

[dacjohns]

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This wouldn't be the person that hates foxes would it?

 

[Steve_of_sandspoultry]

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[ChickenAlgebra]

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I had lunch with my DH, but there was no hanky panky involved. Just pizza and kool aid.

Kool aid is good. We drink it by the half-gallon, with 1/4-1/3 less sugar than the directions call for. We had tropical cherry the other day, and cherryberry the time before that. Blue lime isn't bad but orange lime looks kinda scary. Black gracherry is pretty to look at and tastes good.

Someday we will quit combining the flavors but were getting bored with them straight.

Kool-aid is a required staple at our house. What do you mix to get black gracherry? I will have to make some orange lime to bug the children. They'll probably think it's bug juice and drink it anyways.

 

[Orchid]

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This wouldn't be the person that hates foxes would it?

Mmmm, add her to the list too, but no. This would be a "horse" person, and I use that term VERY loosely.

I'm trying to read the apocalypse herd thread, but I just keep thinking - does anyone REALLY realize what it means to be completely, totally, 100% self-sufficient, with no where to go and no one to trade with for anything? No medications? No metal? No gas to run your generator or your chainsaw for that matter?

I'll just sit in my lawn chair with my beer and go up in flames rather than try to live that way, thanks very much.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I came home to a JW brochure shoved in my door the other day. I think I need some attack geese. (No offense to any JWs on this thread. I just do not enjoy being accosted by the religion of others in my own home.)

Sorry 'bout your taxes, Laree. You guys are making me love my accountant even more than I already do.

You can just scare the daylights out of the Mormons and then they won't come see you. DD14 answered the door dressed in black, hair dyed black, with a rat in the front of her tank top, so his head was visible, and holding back our barking black Pittie mix.

They used to visit every 5 weeks. They haven't come back in 13 months.

 

[dacjohns]

This new thread is getting a lot of new folks posting. Poor people, everytime they log on it will be at the top of their list of posts.

 

[Orchid]

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I came home to a JW brochure shoved in my door the other day. I think I need some attack geese. (No offense to any JWs on this thread. I just do not enjoy being accosted by the religion of others in my own home.)

Sorry 'bout your taxes, Laree. You guys are making me love my accountant even more than I already do.

You can just scare the daylights out of the Mormons and then they won't come see you. DD14 answered the door dressed in black, hair dyed black, with a rat in the front of her tank top, so his head was visible, and holding back our barking black Pittie mix.

They used to visit every 5 weeks. They haven't come back in 13 months.

I bet dacs wouldn't be scared of your DD.

Would you dacs?

 

[jbowyer01]

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Of course! Recliner bucket seats and a potty in the back for those with 2 oz bladders and 8 oz margaritas!!

http://www.amazon.com/Urine-Bottle-Camping-Travel-Pisser/dp/B000O99UU8

I can just put a catheter in for all you 2oz bladder people. Go on a trip with me and we dont stop till I need to put gas in the truck! Then ya gotta be back before I finish or its see ya! Thats why I cant drive the bus.