Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

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Ugh, my sympathies. I will say that is one awfully nice friend your sister recruited for you!

No doubt...she's out of work and she keeps thanking me for the workout...she's lost 30 lbs so far on her weight watchers plan....see? It's the plan...I watch her carry crap up and down the stairs and I sort.

 

[jbowyer01]

Ya wanna know how icky my neighbors are????? Yesterday on my way home from work there was a dead squirrel in the middle of the road, my thought, awwww poor little thing. Well later in the evening I hear some kid screaming for his friend, so I go out on the porch and I see this wild nasty lil rugrat (picture dirty inbreed redneck kid with nasty what was a once white tshirt on and a snotty nose) taking a stick and flipping the dead squirrel up the street all the while screaming for his friend to come and look at it. Trrryyying to be nice I said Honey thats a dead squirrel, its nasty, you need to take it and put it in a trash can. His reply I know, I wanna show it to my friend and continued flipping the poor little dead squirrel up the street while screaming. All you heard was flipp, floppp, TOMMMMMMY, flipp flopp, TOMMMMMMY, flipp, flopp TOMMMMMY.

 

[jbowyer01]

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Now go and pick alllll the grammatical errors out. I dont care

 

[AK Michelle]

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I would llove to have 2. And I would hug them and snuzzle them and shear them to make them sweaters. Well, to make ME sweaters...

Guest bedroom is ALWAYS ready (DH is OCD, remember) and house sitters must also love cats and chickens, but you do so that part is cool. The coffe is in bags like the tea and you can fix it whenever you want. DD likes hers with a good dollop of Lactaid milk and a packet of chocolate Carnation Instant breakfast.

Dully noted

 

[jbowyer01]

My dog is going nuts and my cat is laughing.


Must be a talented cat.

 

[wegotchickens]

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I would llove to have 2. And I would hug them and snuzzle them and shear them to make them sweaters. Well, to make ME sweaters...

Guest bedroom is ALWAYS ready (DH is OCD, remember) and house sitters must also love cats and chickens, but you do so that part is cool. The coffe is in bags like the tea and you can fix it whenever you want. DD likes hers with a good dollop of Lactaid milk and a packet of chocolate Carnation Instant breakfast.

Dully noted

Not feeling so chipper right now???

 

[wegotchickens]

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Now go and pick alllll the grammatical errors out. I dont care

I wasn't even thinking of gramatical errors. I was thinking about that Michelin commercial with the dead animals getting up with road rash across their middles. And also that your sound effects are straight out of Ed Edd n Eddy.... (with names changed to protect the toonage)

 

[wegotchickens]

Dip Thread

For a minute there I thought they were talkin' 'bout US!!

 

[wegotchickens]

How long can a baby wait to eat after hatching

I think they got the Balut recipe wrong.....

 

[AK Michelle]

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Dully noted

Not feeling so chipper right now???

Whatever! You know what I mean