Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

Poop isnt funny if you dont have munchkins.

 

[NellaBean]

No, poop is universally funny.

Norman sometimes leaves poopnuggets around the house. Nothing like a cat walking around and droppping a poopnugget as he passes by.

Norman, norman, norman.

He is such a precious angel baby boy..
CAN'T YOU TELL?

He is such an angel

 

[maple]

I don't know...I always was amused by it.

In highschool I was having my boyfriend and his parents over for Thanksgiving dinner and mom warned me and my siblings that we couldn't talk about poop or any other bodily functions. Too bad his mom was a nurse and could out gross out story us any day of the week.

 

[maple]

What were you eating and watching?


I think Norman is telling you he's hungry.

 

[NellaBean]

First family dinner with my "new" boyfriend was at chinese buffet where we all regaled each other with poop stories.

Class, what means this word?

 

[maple]

I dunno...I think buffs "thinks" she's got it. Let's ask her.



My sisters first dates with guys....means stringing thier undergarments from the trees so guy asks what's hanging from the trees? And sister/s die of humiliation.

 

[Orchid]

One of the best laughs my MIL and I have ever had together was when my brand-new baby pooped all over my bed while I was changing him. We were just about rolling on the floor, and as painful as that was with stitches in my tummy, it was STILL funny.

 

[maple]

Or wait, here's a good trick to do....

My sister packed her lunch...so me and my other sister unpacked her can of soda and replaced it with the can of dad's jock itch spray.


or or....folding up dad's breifs and placing them in homework folder so when she pulls her folder out of her bag to open it some gigantic dad blue tighties fall out.



oooooh those were the days.....

 

[NellaBean]

My grandma is russian and barely speaks english. Most of her sentences have a mix of russian, dutch and english....along with a few made up words.

One day she tells us this story about how she went to bingo at the senior citizen center and after she got home she found a poop skid on her pants....she was freaking out. She says "some old man must have sheeeeet leak out his diaper and I sit in it! And I walk around whole time with sheeeet on my PANTS! They must think I sheet myself!"

And there is another story about how she was walking home from the grocery store and had to poop so bad...."I had to go so bad, I stop and cross my legs and I say please god let me make it. But so bad that I so desperate I look around and think, maybe I just go in the bushes! But what if someone drove by? They would say look at that crazy old lady SHEEEETING IN THE BUSHES"

She is hilarious. Once upon a time she taught us how to say poop and skidmark in russian.

 

[maple]

One time in grade school, my bff was directed by her mother to change her little sisters diaper. Well, this greatly upset her because we were busy playing and she had a friend over... So she brings her lil sis in the bathroom and lays her down on the bath rug and yanks the diaper out from under her sisters tushy and the contents go flying and flip and stick to the wall in front of her. There was a moment of silence and then we busted out in laughter....and then friend said a naughty potty word that started with s because now she had to not only clean up lil sister but now the s that stuck to the wall. And she thought it was only a pee pee diaper.... fooled her.