Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[NellaBean]

Batty, I would be thinking divorce or mob hit at this point. Leaning toward the hit. i'd say to take out some life insurance on him first, but that seems to make people suspicious. A set of cement shoes and a large body of water would do your relationship some serious good.

I would pay LH and Cheyenne to take care of the critters.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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What cage, just chop em up and throw them to Beaners chickens, they will take care of the rest!

Gotta get 'em dead first. Otherwise they are too hard to chop up and I don't feel like playing a game of House of 1,000 Corpses since I don't run very fast right now. Could let my DH knock their stupid henies out first if that'd help.

But we could sell tickets to the cage fight and make big bucks to pay for our then much needed lawyers.

 

[NellaBean]

We wouldn't need lawyers if we just disposed of them quietly.

Chickens are quiet. Well, not normally but when handed 350lbs of fresh meat, they'd be quiet for a while.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Hrmmm..... Ok, fine. But I'm not doing the chasing of live people. Or chickens for that matter.

 

[LarryPQ]

2 SS
2 something or others that belong to Mahonri.

 

[NellaBean]

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Hrmmm..... Ok, fine. But I'm not doing the chasing of live people. Or chickens for that matter.

Don't you have dogs? I have 4 dogs. Between the two of us, we should be able to at least get them to trip and break an ankle. Then chasing done by us will be much easier.

 

[NellaBean]

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Aw. But I think you are supposed to process and cook prior to putting them in a bowl on the dinner table. I think.

 

[LarryPQ]

It's a japanese rice bowl. they like things raw.

 

[LarryPQ]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=488799

I remember the first time Ender and I saw this happen. He was apalled.

 

[NellaBean]

Shoot, bust out the white rice and seaweed wraps. I'll bring the chopsticks.


also, thanks for the rooster. I love when I find cock in my mailbox.