Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[MSDeb]

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I was called yesterday morning by the cc company. They wanted to know if I had been up at 4:30 (a.m.) ha, ordering crystal online. Nope not me. Now I have to wait for a new card. Sucks.

 

[LarryPQ]

Chicken feet:

 

[maple]

ok, men are gone and pipes not leaking. Heat is turned back on but the system has not had enough time to warm up yet. I've got it fired up to 90* so when I start feeling heat in the pipes then I'll turn the thermostates down...that's how boilers work ladies. Crank it up to get it warmed up and then turn it down. Hey, think I can use that line on my new cute neighbor?

 

[maple]

If i were a chicken I'd have feet number 1.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You mean you haven't already? Sheesh, need to teach you MY standards apparently. You know, the ones that Orchypants has also. That makes our spouses say naughty songs make good theme songs for us.

 

[maple]

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geez, trying to make me choke on my spree candy?

 

[debilorrah]

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I was called yesterday morning by the cc company. They wanted to know if I had been up at 4:30 (a.m.) ha, ordering crystal online. Nope not me. Now I have to wait for a new card. Sucks.

Yes it does. And this is was my DEBIT card. Who writes checks anymore??? Now I have to wait for my new card.

 

[maple]

Him and his dad are a wee bit pervy...I think I could get away with it. I told them the other day after a comment the dad said, gee, I see how it is...like son like father.

Cuz they keep taking everything I say and makin it a deal...like when I said I had those two young missionary guys come and pound it out. And his dad goes, "I bet you did," with this goofy grin on his face and his son spinnin around with a nice lil naughty smile and then the dad says, "Well, you said it. I'm not the one who said it." Those naughty naughty men. I'm sooo going to miss having them for neighbors.

Good thing I've got his number, his house key, and his garage door opener.

 

[Orchid]

Debi, that totally stinks about your debit card.

to the idiot who stole the number.

I haz a crabby DH. DO. NOT. WANT. Any takers?

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Only if you take my cranky DH in return.