Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

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That was the twenties, dahling.

 

[Orchid]

OH MY GOODNESS my house is DISGUSTING.

Is it too early to start drinking?

 

[maple]

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That was the twenties, dahling.

oops...I knew that. 50's was leave it to beaver.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You know what really bums ME out?

I know for a fact that you will be fine. Sure, you're in mourning and we love you. But you will put your reality back together and work towards happiness. And when you are thoroughly content, at peace, out of the red and back in the black?
That's when the Jerk will be back at your door, asking to come in and stay a while.

That not only bums me out, it pisses me off.

And when Mr Selfish Whiny Pants Pig Boy comes whining back home, you will laugh in his face, pee on his head and slam the door on his stupid piggy nose. If you don't, the OW girls and Dac will come out and remind you of why you need to do exact what you were told and what you thought was a good idea at the time.

 

[LarryPQ]

no.

 

[maple]

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Is that a thread somewhere? You forgot to bold the top line.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Erm. It's 9:41 here. But it must be 5 o clock somewhere. So no.

 

[maple]

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< speaks in tongues.

 

[scbatz33]

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me too, me too.

I'd hope It would be like this......

He left me cryin' late one Sunday night outside of Boulder
He said he had to find himself out on the road
I guess when love goes wrong
You've gotta learn to be strong

So I worked two jobs
And I moved three times
I ended up south of Memphis, workin' down in Riverside
I may not be so lucky in love
But the one thing I'm sure of

I want a man that stands beside me
Not in front of or behind me
Give me two arms that want to hold me, not own me
And I'll give all the love in my heart
Stand beside me
Be true, don't tell lies to me
I'm not lookin' for a fantasy
I want a man that who stands beside me

I didn't expect to see him, one hot July morning
His hair was longer but his eyes were the same old blue
He said, "I've missed you for so long. Oh baby, what can I do?"
I said, "I want a man that stands beside me
Not in front of or behind me
Give me two arms that want to hold me, not own me
And I'll give all the love in my heart."

It's hard to
Tell him, "No" when I want him so bad
But I've got to be true to my heart
This time

I'm not lookin' for a fantasy
I want a man who stands beside me
I want a man
Who stands beside me

Stand beside me........
Stand beside me........

 

[Orchid]

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Is that a thread somewhere? You forgot to bold the top line.

No, but it could be. MY thread. Ish.