Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

There is one NN who has a permastinkeye. I wonder if he is cross-eyed, if he always has to look at me straight-on.

 

[kathyinmo]

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What did you do ........... give away all the females and just keep males?

 

[LarryPQ]

I haven't given ANY away. And I had a 100% hatch rate from the shipped eggs! It's like a roo-curse.

A roorse?


But the picturese I posted only showcased the roos, really. The girls all chickened out, and hid behind the boys. I have some pictures of them, but they are mostly just blurs.

 

[maple]

ok...disconnecting here....see ya at my new house...sometimes soon I hope.

You all better be here still when I get back.


toodles!



oh and waaaaaa.....my body is sooooo sore....I can't walk....I can't move....I can't breathe....my abdominal hernia....waaaaaa!!!!


ok, off to go watch sat. tv at my new house. can't wait for the internet peeps to come...so out in boonies I gotta do special set ups. drats...that means I can't save on the bundle packages. poo!

 

[kathyinmo]

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[ChickenAlgebra]

Wow, am I really the first one up and moving today?

Work should be fun today.

Any drama llamas need smackage, it shall occur today!

 

[wegotchickens]

Are we still allowed to talk about undergarments?

I told DH for the past 2 months, every time he asked, that for my birthday I wanted new Victoria Secret brassieres. He scoffed, but I was serious.

At the show Saturday I was talking to someone, wearing a tank top because it was lovely and warm at that moment, when I noticed the woman I was talking to was smiling and staring just above one of my 'girls'. I looked down, and my underwire was trying to escape for like the billionth time. So I pulled that sucker out and tossed it over my shoulder into the back of the van.

Later, as DH was gathering up trash, he said, "What's this?" I 'splained that one of the girls had been grossly unsupported all day and ended with, "See?? I told you I needed new ones!"
Smart man had gotten me a VS giftcard for my birthday. Guess he listens after all...

As I'm shopping yesterday, this itty bitty child took my measurements and then scuttled around to find what I was looking for. In the 5 years since the last time I shopped, I increased a cup size (really? Guess some of the added pounds DID go where I wanted them) and they quit making bras out of fabric. All they have are various styles of plastic. Not plastique, thank heavens. I don't need to be the bomb, or have booby traps....
Anyway, now I have 3 new sets of support that are still sitting in a pink bag because I forgot to wash them last night and don't want to reek of styrofoam.

Then I made DH and DD take me to see Water For Elephants. Both whined copiously. DD admitted she liked it after it was over. DH wished we hadn't blown the $ on it...

Then I went to play with my birds and rearrange coops again. DH scolded me for not wearing my wrist brace but I said I'd be careful. Famous Last Words, although my wrist is doing fine. I decided to do 'one last thing' and when I threw open an inner door a 2' section of 2"x6" fell from above the door down onto my foot. I gasped and hobbled to the closest place to sit down. DH had gone inside, and I didn't have my phone with me. So I sat there and looked at my wrist and decided that if 100 and <cough> pounds landing on it couldn't break it, then a lil ol chunk of wood couldn't break my socked & shod foot. I made my toes wiggle and then completed my tasks in the coop.

I have a boo-boo where my sock tore up skin when the board impacted, and a lovely bruise. My foot does NOT like wearing a shoe and protested operating the gas pedal. I told it that it wil be FINE and quit whining. And I am wearing my wrist brace today. You know, so I don't hurt anything else while NOT hurting my wrist....




Laree, nekkid dookles are oogly....
I too hatched a pathetic ratio of boys to girls....
But I hatched 3 new milles and a black d'Uccle for my birthday

 

[wegotchickens]

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No, but I was writing an epic novel.... (not to be mistaken for a graphic novel, although that's all a matter of perspective, right?)

 

[MSDeb]

Mornin Algae,

Mornin Wegot,

Epic novel for sure. That was a Maple story

Sorry to hear about your foot. Not wearing your brace huh? See where the kids come up with this stuff? My dd has a broken hand and yesterday I noticed the cast was missing. She had her friends help her take it off (because it was dirty). Gahh Oh well, hope you heal up quickly.

Wheres pboo? She is usually up and on early.

I have to run. Meetings starting early this morning.

Y'all be good now, ya hear!

 

[wegotchickens]

Mornin' Deb!

How could it be a g~ story? There was no poop or barf mentioned ANYWHERE.....