Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

My broodies are hatching eggs right now. They are the eggs the niehgbor wouldn't collect while we were at Comicon, because Mr Hunter Tyge is scared of a chicken the size of a soda can.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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How on earth did you get mean meat turkeys? Ours are the slacker, lazy, sweet things who I hate to process because they are so stinking nice.

Not mean exactly. Bitey, and not afraid of anything. Ronin won't come outside if they are free-ranging. They eat his toes.

The meat turkeys bite my fat rolls. I really don't appreciate their commentary, and think they should rethink their position on the subject. After all, turkey meat is extremely lean.

Why? Meat turkeys don't do anything other than become dinner. They don't think much. Kinda like CX. Stupid.

How big be your poults now anyways? Maybe process one in front of the others as an example of what happens if you don't behave.

 

[Orchid]

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How on earth did you get mean meat turkeys? Ours are the slacker, lazy, sweet things who I hate to process because they are so stinking nice.

Not mean exactly. Bitey, and not afraid of anything. Ronin won't come outside if they are free-ranging. They eat his toes.

The meat turkeys bite my fat rolls. I really don't appreciate their commentary, and think they should rethink their position on the subject. After all, turkey meat is extremely lean.

My Gold Star, Vulture, likes to try to bite my toes, and only MY toes.

She's aptly named.

Maybe she was a turkey in a previous incarnation.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You got Seramas now also?

 

[LarryPQ]

They are the size of a heritage turkey now. The toms are about this [-----------------] big.

I wouldn't mind if they go. They eat a TON of food, especially when I can't free range them, or I don't have grass clippings.

 

[Orchid]

If Laree's hens are laying, then there is DEFINITELY a problem with mine. *walks off grumbling*

 

[sparkles2307]

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Mine are laying

Yeah, well, your guineas are good parents also. So your animals aren't normal

AAAANNNNNDDDDD I have a nice black angus that I milk without being killed. And my viscious weiner dog rescues baby birds and cries for me to save them.

No normal animals

 

[LarryPQ]

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You got Seramas now also?

OEGBs. Although I processed Banshee the Broody today. Took her screamy arse right off the nest.

She screamed the whooooooole time Tyge was waiting to process her.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Process one or two as an example. But they are ALWAYS piggies.

 

[LarryPQ]

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My hens aren't laying. 60+ birds, ~25 laying age, and I am getting 4 eggs a day. 1 is a turkey egg.