Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[call ducks]

Oli has droped below 90 a barrel it's almost 80 now... keep on failing....

 

[Orchid]

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*snort*

With what?

 

[LarryPQ]

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My 401K hasn't recovered from the last bust. I lost over 30K. I REALLY cannot afford this now, as I am unemployed. The 401K was doing tons better, and it was my last resort for funds if I can't get a job.

 

[LarryPQ]

https://www.cottonelle.com/respect-the-roll/roll-cover-offer.aspx

Respect it!!

 

[jbowyer01]

Talk to you guys later, Gotta do the hour and half drive home but gotta stop by the petfood store and get dog food. Wheeeeeeee what fun

 

[saddina]

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Are they hiding the eggs? Mine figure out that I'm taking the eggs every two weeks and find a new spot to lay. Once they were up in the hayloft of the barn we dont use. The only way up there is to fly onto two levels of corral fence and rafters and go over rolls of tin roofing to the back corner. Like who has the time to investigate that much of the loft to find a place to crap an egg?

Chickens.

 

[sparkles2307]

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What, are you slipping them Valium in their water? Angus are tasty cows, but man, they are psychos.

She does have one that tries to kill her on a regular basis. Thereby equalling out the one who lets herself be milked.

Yes I learned one day that I can jump a 5ft tall fence without touching it.

 

[sparkles2307]

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DD and I were walking the property line at the new house and part of the property is leased to a guy who has cattle on it. They are black angus. THEY ARE HUGE!!!! I mean this is coming from just the drive by observer, cows do look big but when your standing up next to a stomping the hoof momma its kinda scary! We rounded a corner by some shrubs and she was standing there with the cutest little calf. I tried to take a picture but NOOOOOO do you think she appreciated me and DD complimenting her. Nope she didnt not one little bit. Stupid heifer!

They are like momma bears.

If one looks to be coming at you, make yourself bigger, hold your arms up and out, stand tall and holler at it in a deep authoritative voice. If that doesnt work, they can run you into the ground without breaking a sweat so find a tree or barn pole and run tight circles around it, cows cant corner. if THAT doesnt work and you can find a golf club, 2x4, or bat, a good solid hit between the eyes or in the back of the leg will make them stop. mostly I just dont go in the pasture from march-sept without DH, a gun, or the pickup. 3 weeks ago when the kids and I picked gooseberries I would move the pickup with us every 20 or so feet. The kids knew that if I hollered theyw ere to jump in the bed without looking back. Black angus are evil. Except Calfy.

 

[LarryPQ]

Do you think Nifty would ban me if I started a thread called, "Expectant Parent Club: Where Pregnant Teenagers Hang Out."


Because whatever the order of the Recent Posts was REALLY messed up my reading while I was scrolling.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Yes.



I'm having this for supper tonight.
http://www.howsweeteats.com/2011/08/juicy-peach-margaritas/