Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

yay!

 

[mclevinson]

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Here's some Kava Extract. It'll have to do until we can get you some wine...

 

[sparkles2307]

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Ideally you should just scatter some cereal on the floor and let him fall asleep crawling around under the furniture for it.

 

[LarryPQ]

BamBam is now laying on the ground, curled protectively around his cereal, insisting that he is NOT ok, and that he doesn't love me.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Score one for Mapes!

 

[jbowyer01]

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I'm related to William Wallace LOL.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Yes, my kids do that. Actually, they insist that I don't love them.... Lars said "you don't even like me" the other day. I informed him that if I really didn't like him I wouldn't feed him, bathe him, provide shelter, or give rules because I wouldnt care what happened to him. Also I told him that parents who don't like their kids punch them, he is now pretty sure that I like him.

 

[LarryPQ]

The whole time I was taking the boys to school, there were helicopters circling and circling over my house. Turns out some guy barricaded himself in his apartment 6 blocks over. The helicopters just left, so I am assuming they got him out.

Or realized the apartment was empty....

 

[LarryPQ]

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Yes, my kids do that. Actually, they insist that I don't love them.... Lars said "you don't even like me" the other day. I informed him that if I really didn't like him I wouldn't feed him, bathe him, provide shelter, or give rules because I wouldnt care what happened to him. Also I told him that parents who don't like their kids punch them, he is now pretty sure that I like him.

Ender's thing is, "WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING? You don't do ANYTHING for me!!!"

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I am pretty sure I don't like him right then.

 

[ChickInDelight]

Kids get jealous of the phone, the internet, the chickens.... things that make mom happy. This is particularly true for kids that very seldom produce mom-happying behavior.