Let my Driver's license expire. I renewed it but dont have the new card yet......just the paper. So I cant buy booze! I was talking to a coworker and told her that I might need her to go buy me some booze. Random dude from another company said "What?!?" I said BOOZE, I might need booze!
He said, "OH, I thought you said BOOBS. I was going to say, I don't think you need any more".