Office Work.......

[maple]

Lori...pics of the make up and wardrobe are required.

 

[maple]

Next time Buff says she's cold Imma gonna tell her to jump in the ocean...she says it's warmer than the land.

 

[Cetawin]

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Sorry you have to wait.
In all honesty? I'm going to a rock concert tonight with CJ and I'm not sure I'll be fully functional enough to box up the correct chickens....

Thanks for taking care of Batty!

No problem Lori...I will get them when I can and when it is safe for everyone. No worries about Sarah...me, DH and Chy love Sarah. Hopefully she gets some sleep before work tonight but she has babies hatching (orps) so she may get involved with fuzzybuttitis. LOL

 

[maple]

ew...fuzzybuttitus...sounds contageous like athletes foot.

 

[NellaBean]

Just told my sales guy that he was windier than a rocky mountain pass in colorado in the middle of winter.

He told me to go home. Wish I could oblige.

 

[maple]

Did he pass gas?

 

[NellaBean]

No, he wrote the longest email known to mankind to one of our customers....and sent it to me in advance so I coudl see if it was good. Good, yes. Windy, yesser.

 

[Cetawin]

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It is a horrible disease and incurable...ask Lori, she has it! hehehe

 

[ibpboo]

TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS!



'1' Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
'2' Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DOG!!
'3' Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

'4' Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

 

[dacjohns]

That was good boo.