Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

Aw, what a cute picture. I don't feel good today. I think the stress is getting to me.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Yeah, but what about the pecking? Not sure if that'd be better or worse than my kids stomping on my bladder or kicking me in the ribs.

 

[Orchid]

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Yeah, but what about the pecking? Not sure if that'd be better or worse than my kids stomping on my bladder or kicking me in the ribs.

Chickens come enclosed in eggs, silly!

 

[wegotchickens]

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You're worried about Norman. You should call in sick tomorrow and stay home to love on him. That would make you feel better. Until you went back to work....


So I schedule 9 loads to be picked up for a customer today. Then the customer gets busy and says they can't load all 9 loads, after we've gotten 4 of the loads. Our dispatcher is griping at me like it's all my fault. I finally said, "Waddaya want me to do? Call ___ back and say 'Tough noogies, load the darnm product?' I did not engineer this mess!!"

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

I like your response wegot!

Orchy - sure, but humans start as eggs also. There was no listing as to what stage of development the chickens would be at if one was pregnant with them.

 

[maple]

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If I ever meet your coworker I hope she's forgotten all this by then...
Yay! I have developed a Thin Mint pipeline!
The exterminator dude informed me that you could get a thin mint type of cookie at Walgreens for 1/2 the cost. That's fine, but GS cookies are a rite of spring and I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffs them! Plus they remind me of my childhood. And I am supporting a worthy cause. And dude, I don't care if the box is 32% bigger than the cookie tubes. I already noticed that and am pretending that those cute little kids are trying to help me meet my weight loss goals.

I was told that someone heard that keebler makes the girl scout cookies and has some pretty good rip offs.

 

[maple]

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*gag*

Only if it's a very recently washed chocolate-dipped pirate. Who happens to look like Johnny Depp.

I dunno, if the pirate looked like Johnny Depp, I might tolerate a not so recently washed pirate then. Yup, pretty sure I could tolerate that.

Baby is wanting Twizzlers today. Think those are better than chocolate, right? I have not yet given into the temptation for Cherry Coke which sounds VERY good right now. No, no, no. Not listening to that.

The faux GS Thin Mints are so blah. At least the Thin Mints come in nice serving sized tubes, right?

Nella, hope you get good news for your kitty!

Cherry coke sipped through a twizzler with the ends bit off. yup, that's the way to go.

 

[maple]

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I am obviously the only one around here with a well-honed olfactory sense.

Or maybe I am just spoiled, 'cause my DH is never stinky.

Is it a matter of exposure? Could I tolerate stinky sexy pirates if I were around them enough? Halloween 2008 with a non-stinky pirate (I had SO much fun putting eye makeup on him!):

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/57048_halloween08_010_2.jpg

meeeOW...you kids are a cute pirate couple.

 

[maple]

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OH MY GOSH!!! I missed that show yesterday but I saw they had one titled... Pregnant and HIV positive and the one after that I had to watch was Pregnant and a Nudist.

Now THAT one was a hoot. Ok, so this young couple is from Alabama...have that cute lil Alabama draw when they speak. So they met at a store and he thought she was cute...both were clothed. He starts dating her and finds out she's a nudist and her grandma owns a nudist resort... So 3 months down the line he decides he wants to go visit her grandma's resort and see what this is all about so he says, we get out of the car and her grandma comes over and hugs me....and she's neked.

The way he said it was sooooo funny.

ooooh that was a good show.

 

[maple]

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Yeah, but what about the pecking? Not sure if that'd be better or worse than my kids stomping on my bladder or kicking me in the ribs.

Wouldn't that be funny if you were out and about say in line at the grocery store and your belly started to peep peep!!! ??? bwha ha ha.