Office Work.......

[jbowyer01]

The rotten kid would be finishing his second year. He started college in St. Charles playing on a football scholarship for Lindenwood University. He became homesick and no matter what we did he wanted to come home so he started here at our local university. V.A. pays him a monthly amount to go to school ($1000.00) and he quits! He quit his job a couple of months ago and is looking for another. Soooo he is now jobless and not going to school. I need a drink!

 

[maple]

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That's saying I have a door on my bedroom entry and not a sheet tacked up.

Uh...maybe in the new house, then.

Yup, they have doors on the rooms.


I used to have a door until I hired a looser "handy" man, who said he'd cut off the bottom part of my door since I couldn't shut it when I got the new carpet in and then he hacked it all to peices and it had to get tossed. Then he bought another door...I paid for...and hacked THAT one all to peices...and one morning he showed up extra early so he could catch me in my nighty...I know this because the way he would talk about certain clients showing up at the door with bathrobes on...and he just talked very inappropriately even though he professed to be "saved" and a "Christian." Now, I'm a Christian and I admit daily that I'm a sinner but come on...hitting on a married woman who's kids are around AND who's husband was at war? I did not tell him my husband was a freak of nature so he had no grounds trying to test my faithfulness. What a dud.

 

[scbatz33]

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8+...still awful cheap.

Beaner, I wanna join. Can I be VP? Or at least secretary if you make your bestest beastie VP?

 

[maple]

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Ava, my 5 yr. old wants to know why I giggled...I told her "cuz."

 

[MSDeb]

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Wait...wait...like the comment on one of the youtube vids that show a cat giving birth (that's right...I'm watching and learning) and the poster says, it's a fake vid because kittens aren't born with fur.

Probably said by the same people that think you need to have a rooster for your hens to lay eggs.

 

[scbatz33]

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Ava, my 5 yr. old wants to know why I giggled...I told her "cuz."

tell them "noneya"

 

[wegotchickens]

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8+...still awful cheap.

Interesting. Is the HOA community freaking out over it?

 

[maple]

bow...does it help to know I sound like your son?

yeah, probably not...batz is right...parental smack down.

 

[maple]

Say Yes to the Dress...is on. I was changing to cartoons for Ava...but saw this large bride to be put on a fitted wedding dress and she asked the person with her what they "thought of this shape?" The person behind her said, I don't know, it gives her an hour glass shape.


...really? Cuz I was thinkin mason jar with lumps.

 

[maple]

Come on...that was funny.