Office Work.......

[maple]

when you google long schlong wine...this thread pops up plus a bevy of others.

 

[AK Michelle]

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Why are we talking plural? Did I miss something?

 

[maple]

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Why are we talking plural? Did I miss something>

oh yeah, I meant to point that out too. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Orchid]

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Why are we talking plural? Did I miss something?

Algae is having a litter.

A small litter - two.

 

[maple]

No way...I totally missed that!!

ok, tosses algea buff's onion rings.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Babies is correct. There are two of 'em this time. DH is getting neutered. He already has his appointment set up.

Maybe we should put all the evil/bad/stupid coworkers together in a pit. With rabid badgers or something equally fun. Maybe some rattlesnakes for good measure.

My manager sent out a rather pissy e-mail to everyone about the fact there are a few coworkers who are disgusting slobs who don't wash their dishes. They leave the oatmeal incrusted dishes and such sitting in the sink until someone else washes it for them. Well, when 10 drama llamas repeat such behavior, it becomes a biohazard site. Now I am not OCD tidy, but I can not stand leaving dirty dishes in a sink, it's just asking for bugs. So I wash them at night because I am picky. However, I've gotten nasty. If it's a repeat offender who leaves their personal dish in the sink for the magic fairy to wash the dishes, I don't rinse the soap very well. A few llamas did learn. However, other drama llamas went crying to the manager about the soapy taste.

My managers opinion - wash your dang dishes. If you leave personal dishes unwashed in the sink, they will now be returned to your desk unwashed.

Dang. I was having fun with the soap aftertaste. Putting the unwashed dishes back at the desks will still just encourage bugs. If that happens, I'm putting diapers on a few chickens and bringing them to work with me.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Yum, onion rings........ 37 minutes to lunch and counting.

 

[maple]

Ava picked out her clothes today...jeans, hot pink long sleave shirt, and a lime green night gown that has hot pink flowers and a dalmation dog on it. Guess what? I don't care. She looks cute and I'm letting her wear it. It's a summer gown so it looks like a long tank top almost. And guess what? I don't care. She's dressed.

Now....to sneak up behind her with the hair brush....

 

[wegotchickens]

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I think hell is actually ice cold with no warm fire or tasty soup or cuddly blankets.
I think all those people that said, "When hell freezes over!" caused it to actually freeze over....

 

[maple]

ew...soapy after taste.

That's a dirty awesome trick.