Office Work.......

[jbowyer01]

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We have gator pond here. Its a pond that has several very large gators in it, We go and watch them sometimes. I've threatened several individuals with a visit to it. Mind you I do not step out of the car when I'm there, I've ticked off tooo many people!

 

[maple]

doo dee doo dee dooo

I am being good.

 

[maple]

bow... a gator pond in your yard? Or how close? ok, need pics. gators were always my fav when I was a youngin. have pics of me visiting a gator farm...crawling, not even a year old, and crawling over this bridge that is NOT kid proof and there are big gators under the bridge. Had I crawled right over the edge...I'd have been one lil morsel, one lil tid bit...probably wouldn't even had to have been chewed, just swallowed. And thus started my love of gators. And my deep seated mistrust with my parents.

 

[NellaBean]

I have over $300,000 Worth of orders on my desk and I am.....at best.....AMBIVALENT about entering them in the system.

Hatred.

Hate.

Extreme dislike characterized by severe amounts of loathing.

Beaner vs stupid coworkers



Did I mention Mr Toes is mine? I am thinking about renaming him Elvis though. Seems fitting.

 

[wegotchickens]

‎5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN.
(1)-FINE- this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they're RIGHT and YOU need to SHUT UP.
(2)-NOTHING - means SOMETHING and you need to be WARY.
(3)-GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT.
(4)-WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU.
(5)-THATS OK - she is thinking long and hard on HOW and WHEN you will pay for your mistake

All 5 used in an e-mail from Beaner? A sign that the pocky-clips is upon us. Stock up on long schlong and tp, folks....

 

[wegotchickens]

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Did you bring him home?

Did you send me a text? My phone wouldn't give it to me if you did....

 

[jbowyer01]

Add chocolate to that list Lori. Chocolates a must!


Gretch the pond is about 5 miles from my house on the military reservation..........Wanna come visit? Dont worry I dont off the people that make me smile LOL.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Chocolate is so obvious I didn't think it needed to be listed

 

[NellaBean]

No, he can come home tomorrow night.

I did text you....a pic. Stupid technology.

Maybe his name should be Elvis Toes. MISTER Elvis Toes.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

OMG, all the kitty pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, no, no, no, and oh yeah, NO. Am not getting a 4th inside kitty. 3 is plenty. Bad enough we have 4 dogs.

I think it's baby fever. Kittens, puppies, emus, everything is ADORABLE right now.

Gator pond works also. I don't care what we do with evil/bad/stupid coworkers, so long as they aren't around me. Gak, it's not even that here they aren't working. That'd be an improvement. It's that they are doing the work WRONG which makes me have a bazillion times more work to fix the problems.

I'd give 'em to my chickens, but there are too many stupids for my chickens to handle.