Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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I tried those once...turned my urine blue - yes blue I splort you not!

 

[scbatz33]

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PrinnyK- I dont think she is ever intentionally being mean, some people just do the back-handed compliment thing. It is like that girl you know who is really insecure and says, "OMG you look so tired! Are you ok? Are you mad at me?" It is a learned response: the have to be nice in public, but deep down they are terminally insecure.

You know?

you mean terminally stupid.

 

[scbatz33]

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Sorry, it plays an important role in my life. It is lunch hour here, and someone is eating something scrumdidiliumptious. My toast: not cutting it.

I'll freeze some burritos and send them to you

Hey, I'm 36 and I do know everything - at least the important need to know stuff!

You added a qualifier there, so obviously you are smarter than tinkle girl.​

wow, I'd hate to have that nick name.......hey tinkle girl, you got that filbert file done yet?

 

[scbatz33]

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I bet Boyd could top that.

Man, mention a ladies room once, and from then on it's all tinkle tinkle tinkle splort splort splort.

what do you what? It's a thread full of potty mouths! bitter, sunlight deprived potty mouths. Oh wait, maybe it's just me..........

 

[LarryPQ]

 

[scbatz33]

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I once had a cartoon that showed a guy at a desk and the sign on his wall said "You're nobody until somebody loathes you." That cartoon suited my boss at the time perfectly.

 

[scbatz33]

 

[scbatz33]

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I once had a cartoon that showed a guy at a desk and the sign on his wall said "You're nobody until somebody loathes you." That cartoon suited my boss at the time perfectly.

Well Joe got a promotion
He's up there on top
Everybody was cheerin' him on
He deserves everything he's got
Guess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B.
The one everybody loves cuttin' down
Man it's a sight to see
They all smile right to his face, and hide the jealousy
Me I'm just working hard to get to that place,
Where everybody hates me

(Now check this out)

Well Bill got a promotion
He knocked Joe back down
Now Joe's everybody's long lost friend [laugh]
He's back in the crowd

Guess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B.
The one everybody loves cuttin' down
Man it's a sight to see
They all smile right to his face, and hide the jealousy
Me I'm just working hard to get to that place,
Where everybody hates me

Well everybody wants to be the big dog
Wanna wag that big dog tail
But til' they are they wanna see the big dog fail

You pay your dues and you get your breaks
Then your the S.O.B.
The one everybody loves to hate
It just comes naturally
They all smile right to your face, and hide the jealousy
That's just the way it goes and I can't wait
Til everybody hates me

I LOVE Tim McGraw

 

[LarryPQ]

Dear Tinkle Girl-

As much as I enjoy our discussions, the 45 minute diatribe on how my 180-calorie bag of Cheetos is SOOO much worse for me than your 160-calorie bag of Baked Lays is starting to lose its shine.

If you had spent that time running on the treadmill instead of running your pie hole, you would not need to count calories.

Thank you,

ANGRYpants