Office Work.......

[sparkles2307]

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Freshwater fish crap water softener.

OMG I am going to get fired. The accting department keeps looking at me because I cant stop laughing.

My coworker knows I'm nuts and that I talk to "chicken people" so she puts on her headphones and laughs at me while I snort and fall off my chair...

 

[scbatz33]

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Make mental notes (and you can take that two ways) and tell us tomorrow. Believe it or not, I'll be on BYC tomorrow afternoon - my law office co-worker is taking time off and they decided they need me again.

So good to be needed!

 

[LarryPQ]

A very busy lake, the water is always warm, and with so many fellow swimmers I try not to think about it.

In my experience, it is very hard to actually POO while submurged in water....don't ask, it is a misbegotten youth thing.​

 

[sparkles2307]

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In my experience, it is very hard to actually POO while submurged in water....don't ask, it is a misbegotten youth thing.

Oh My Gosh I may die laughing right here...

 

[scbatz33]

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Good Lord does she realize how disgusting she is????

 

[wegotchickens]

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In my experience, it is very hard to actually POO while submurged in water....don't ask, it is a misbegotten youth thing.

Maybe you weren't doo-ing it right. Fish poo in the water all the time....

 

[wegotchickens]

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What link?

If its for the dog feet thread, I can't find it. It was very long ago and may not have survived a thread-purge...

We can start a new one

 

[wegotchickens]

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Re: smell of dog feet - link please?

Can't find it. There have been several thread purges since then, but I will search again.

 

[LarryPQ]

Smell, schmell. How do they TASTE?

My one dog spends at least an hour a night, licking dog #2's teeth. Dog #2 just lays there and takes it, and halfway through, rolls over so dog #1 can get the other side.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Callie smells kinda like that, too.
Jezebel smells like someone else's perfume because she's a slut and gets loved on by other people somewhere else in the neighborhood.

Laree, aren't you glad dog #1 focuses on that end of the other dog?



DH says dog tastes better than cat.