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I think you should advertise it as father/son bonding.
And then say if he wants to stay home and can beets with you, you'd appreciate the help. Also, you have this list of minor repairs/chores that need to be done around the house.....

You may be onto something.

It's all in the presentaion, honey.

Nothing makes my DH move faster than me saying I'm gonna use his tools to build something...
 
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I am! I mean, I got a whiff and expected to turn and feast my eyes on some Apollo and instead it was the squatty hairy fawn from Disney's "Hercules"...Danny Devito animated...
 
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You may be onto something.

It's all in the presentaion, honey.

Nothing makes my DH move faster than me saying I'm gonna use his tools to build something...

If I said I was gonna use his tools he would stay home to be sure I didnt touch them... I want him to leave and take the kids with him...
 
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It's all in the presentaion, honey.

Nothing makes my DH move faster than me saying I'm gonna use his tools to build something...

If I said I was gonna use his tools he would stay home to be sure I didnt touch them... I want him to leave and take the kids with him...

Exactly! So lay out your canning supplies and scare him far far away...

Actually, my DH 'helps' me can. Lost a whole jar of blackberry jelly one day because of him. He got me a whole new set of chicken dishtowels for the kitchen after that, though!
 
I hope I made him feel bad this morning...maybe he'll take the kids out of guilt. But most likely, since my mouth is faster than my brain, he's mad because I very accurately compared him to his favorite body part...
 
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what did you do?

Yeah. What did you do? You are always getting into trouble. You're worse than SouthernBelle!!!!!!!!!! (Belle, you here?)

Now I am. Of course you lit out 40 minutes ago as if your drawers were on fire, so I can't find out what I'm supposed to have done until next week.
 
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That word always reminds me of the Stallone movie where he's the gangster trying to not look like a gangster and his speech coach uses the word Oxymoron in reference to something the body guard said and Stallone says "yeah, he's an ox and a moron!"
 
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