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OMG Too Funny!!!
Sounds like something my DD would say.
OMG Too Funny!!!
Sounds like something my DD would say.
Office Work.......
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Some mornings when I get to work I don't greet my boss as I walk in. Not because I'm antisocial, but because he's busy picking his nose and I hate to interupt.
From the creator of Dilbert, some job descriptions sent in by his blog readers:
Fast food worker Making food that is as healthy when it goes into someones body as it is when it comes back out.
Technical writer Writing words that no one wants to read.
Assistant horse trainer Cleaning up after an animal that makes more money than I do in a year.
IT director Repeatedly fixing what employees repeatedly break.
Quality Assurance tester Making people feel bad about their work.
Landscape photographer Showing people how beautiful the Earth would be if they didnt live on it.
Incident manager Calling people who know what theyre doing and then asking them what theyre doing.
College professor Talking in other peoples sleep.
Baseball umpire Standing on a field and getting yelled at for hours.
Divorce lawyer Helping people hate one another.
From the creator of Dilbert, some job descriptions sent in by his blog readers:
Fast food worker Making food that is as healthy when it goes into someones body as it is when it comes back out.
Technical writer Writing words that no one wants to read.
Assistant horse trainer Cleaning up after an animal that makes more money than I do in a year.
IT director Repeatedly fixing what employees repeatedly break.
Quality Assurance tester Making people feel bad about their work.
Landscape photographer Showing people how beautiful the Earth would be if they didnt live on it.
Incident manager Calling people who know what theyre doing and then asking them what theyre doing.
College professor Talking in other peoples sleep.
Baseball umpire Standing on a field and getting yelled at for hours.
Divorce lawyer Helping people hate one another.
cut trail today. Couldn't get back to the end of the property yet so we decided to come in from the cemetery and work towards the house. We followed the crick to a wonderful area (deer stands are a definite) got turned around a bit, got the compass out and found our way back and ended up walking out on the main trail. Whew I want to just keel over..
Just in case Buff pops in...
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=4799381#p4799381
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=4799381#p4799381
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Tell Laree I said 'Hi!' back.
Bought my ticket yesterday but haven't checked the numbers. I know they will spell doom & disappointment, but I had to try (karma thing).
Tell Laree I said 'Hi!' back.
Bought my ticket yesterday but haven't checked the numbers. I know they will spell doom & disappointment, but I had to try (karma thing).
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Hi Lori! It's wicked quiet at my office this afternoon - I'm goin' nuts. But I get to go home soon, so I guess I'll survive. My biggest accomplishment today was bringing my cans to recycling during my lunch break. (Impressive, no?)
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Are your meds off again?
What meds?
No, actually I had a capillary in my eye burst which made me look scarier than usual. It kinda worried me because it was soooo bad, so I went to the opthalmalogist (say that 3 times fast, then try and spell it). She looked for foreign matter after dying my eyes and looking at them under a magnifier. Next, she had to see if there was internal bleeding in the eyeball itself. She said she could dialate my eyes, taking 20+ minutes plus 4 hours of bleary, light-sensitive eyes. That procedure is covered by insurance. OR...
She could use this new machine that takes a few seconds, costs $29, and creates a photo record of the interior of my eye that they can store on the computer. I absolutely despise having my eyes dialated, and I thought the photos would be cool. And they were! And now I don't have to be dialated on my next exam (worth the $ as well!).
Also, I could see that macular degeneration (a fear of mine, having known a sufferer of it) is not on my horizon. And that eyeballs are cool! And I saw my optic nerve ending, plus all the little blood vessels. And my dominate eye has a LOT more blood vessels than my non-dominant eye (isn't that interesting? I thought so).
And since they have those photos they can now watch for changes in my eyes over time, and catch issues earlier than ever before. Much like getting that initial mammogram when I hit "that age" (thanks doc), I now have a baseline of what is normal for me (headlights and fog lights).
I feel so space-age technomapped now
Are your meds off again?
What meds?
No, actually I had a capillary in my eye burst which made me look scarier than usual. It kinda worried me because it was soooo bad, so I went to the opthalmalogist (say that 3 times fast, then try and spell it). She looked for foreign matter after dying my eyes and looking at them under a magnifier. Next, she had to see if there was internal bleeding in the eyeball itself. She said she could dialate my eyes, taking 20+ minutes plus 4 hours of bleary, light-sensitive eyes. That procedure is covered by insurance. OR...
She could use this new machine that takes a few seconds, costs $29, and creates a photo record of the interior of my eye that they can store on the computer. I absolutely despise having my eyes dialated, and I thought the photos would be cool. And they were! And now I don't have to be dialated on my next exam (worth the $ as well!).
Also, I could see that macular degeneration (a fear of mine, having known a sufferer of it) is not on my horizon. And that eyeballs are cool! And I saw my optic nerve ending, plus all the little blood vessels. And my dominate eye has a LOT more blood vessels than my non-dominant eye (isn't that interesting? I thought so).
And since they have those photos they can now watch for changes in my eyes over time, and catch issues earlier than ever before. Much like getting that initial mammogram when I hit "that age" (thanks doc), I now have a baseline of what is normal for me (headlights and fog lights).
I feel so space-age technomapped now
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On recycling!!
I was unable to focus yesterday
(I crack myself up sometimes)
I was unable to focus yesterday
(I crack myself up sometimes)
Company owner sent his phone 15' down into the river. Then I found out the automatic contact list back-up had never been installed on his phone
So I just spent the past hour keying in phone numbers and then resetting the speed dial.
nella, I may feel a bit of your pain....
So I just spent the past hour keying in phone numbers and then resetting the speed dial.
nella, I may feel a bit of your pain....
Just learned all about the "special" cases I have had forced upon me today. it says right in the job description that I dont have the required education to have to deal with these ppl, so they either need to up my pay or take these "special" ppl back.....
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