Office Work.......

[wegotchickens]

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[...oooooh... Lori has a way with words! Must read the books that she reads...]

I read that as I answered the phone at work and started laughing as I said the company name. Made the guy who was calling start to laugh and he almost forgot why he called. I'm grateful he didn't ask why I was laughing....

 

[wegotchickens]

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Especially whilst your toes are dipped into the carnal cesspool...

Nope, my toes are high and dry.

What's the matter? You don't like admitting you're swimming in the sea of smut with Nella, the Queen of the Quickie (Quotes)?

 

[NellaBean]

Okay SmutQueen, take a gander at this.

We have a Mr Assman who works for Gaylord Construction. True story. First time he buys duct plugs, blowing lube and butt fusion couplers, its all over for me. ALL OVER.

 

[wegotchickens]

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I think someone needs to take a morning margarita break

 

[wegotchickens]

Just got a call from someone wanting me to visit their website and see how it could save me valuable work time. All I could think was, "You want me to get off FB and BYC to look at some site about WORK? Get real!" I couldn't get off the phone fast enough. She kept talking about how valuable the site was even as I was hanging up the phone.

Answering the phone while having FB and BYC open on 2 windows IS multi-tasking, right?

 

[Southernbelle]

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I think someone needs to take a morning margarita break

 

[Southernbelle]

I was avoiding cleaning my desk. I wanted to work on my chicken waterer downstairs, but I'm also taking pictures as I work to later make an Idiot's Guide to Making a Gravity Watering System, but I can't find my camera, so I guess I have to clean my desk after all.

I also wanted to take pictures of the roll-out nest boxes my husband made me.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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For us too! You WILL tell us, won't you?

 

[wegotchickens]

I popped a bag of popcorn for lunch and a driver started lecturing me about how many calories were in the bag (he said 1000 but I know what he's full of). He wouldn't shut up about it, so I asked if I should eat the bag of M&M's instead. He threw his hands in the air and walked away. First smart thing he's done today!

I'm at the high-carb, could-snap-your-neck-like-a-twig-you-butthead time of the month.

Besides, I'm washing the corn & m's down with unsweetened, double-strength Awake tea. I ain't skeered a no calories cause I'll run 'em off when the caffiene kicks in.... (i before e looks stoopid in the word caffeine)

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I had a Wendy's double cheeseburger for lunch - I apparently ain't skeered a no calories iether.